Consider a reservation at the Vogel Bed & Breakfast & Babies! This lovely historic getaway, just a short trip away from the nation's capitol, is sure to be the highlight of your year.
Our newest attraction will arrive by April 10th we hope; be sure to book now so you get your preferred spot!
Check in time is tentatively between 4:00 am - 7:00 pm; if your schedule inhibits you from arriving during this timeframe, please be aware that the B&B&B owners may have passed out from exhaustion.
Your "Knotty Pine Paneling" suite includes a guest room with full-size bed, a tv and dvd player if the B&B&B owners or newest attraction become overwhelming, and two closets to hide in if they are beyond overwhelming. Elsewhere in the house you will also have access to a modern pine pull-out futon, a mid-century full bath, a washer and dryer to get those spit up stains off, a partially stocked kitchen and fully carpeted cat tower.
Breakfast is served at your leisure, by your very own self! Scavenging our pantry will yield masterpieces such as:
- Hot water, hopefully with tea or coffee!
- Stale cereal and almond milk
- Eggs (you have to clean out the skillet from the night before first)
Upon request, other meals may be included if they are cooked or purchased by you.
Don't miss a minute of the exciting activities offered by the Vogel B&B&B:
- Constant crying (may be babies or mom)
- Adorable wrinkly newborns that you can hold while the B&B&B owners take naps
- Contemplating whether babies look more like mom or dad
- Diaper changing, sometimes includes a cute little sprinkle on your person!
- Clothes washing for both newborns and yourself after a diaper change
- Household chores that mom no longer has the mental capacity for
- Enchanting evenings with adorable wrinkly newborns while the B&B&B owners escape the house for a couple hours
- Errands around the burgeoning metropolis to pick up things like ice cream and diapers
- Soothing jealous cats
We hope you come soon and enjoy your stay!
We are interested. Since now babies are in the title of the place, I assume the extra charge is now dropped. And one more won't make too much of a difference at this point. Can't wait to meet these guys!
ReplyDeleteWould love to have you, let us know via email or the form what dates you're interested in!
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